Thursday, November 13, 2008

Revolver

So myManMacomber and I were talking about movies that employ some version of an unreliable narrator, and he asks me if I've seen Revolver. I wasn't sure, so I asked him to "hum a few bars"*... after a short description I said "Yeah I totally saw that, that was the one where they smeared it in your face that they hadn't ever said the name of the main character right?" he says "I can't remember, but yeah maybe, that sounds about right"... we traded bits like this back and forth for a while, and while each one seemed familiar neither he nor I was able to actually lock down any one piece or part that we both remembered. In the end he was talking about Revolver but I was thinking of Layer Cake, a film that really doesn't have THAT much in common with Revolver... that said I thought Revolver the better film.

I'd give it 3 out of 5 times I felt like an idiot for confusing it with Layer Cake.

* I love the original joke:
there's a noisy party with a guy playing the piano overly loud. Another guy walks up to him and says "Hey, do you know there's a little old lady upstairs trying to sleep?" And the piano player says "No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it!"

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Baby Mama (or: 1 down, 3 to go)



Despite Deb's assurances that she wouldn't actually hold me to 4 chick flix just for season one of Dexter I thought we'd better focus on the "Romantic Comedy" genre when searching for something at Blockbuster over the weekend. Unfortunately Deb had already seen 3 out of 5 of the romantic comedies we considered on this particular Blockbuster trip.

I haven't watched 30 Rock, but the recent slew of Tina Fey skits on SNL made this seem like a good choice. It's a good solid rental. I did have problems with the ending so if you haven't seen this, but plan to then STOP READING NOW... The movie established a "happy" ending by delivering what we had been informed had a "billion to one" chance of happening. I felt a little betrayed. At that point they might as well have had aliens show up and HAND Tina Fey's character a baby (it would have been more plausible and more entertaining!).

[update]I'm going to assume that this one was better than 3 out of the 5 romantic comedies that Deb watched without me.










Tuesday, November 04, 2008

360 surprise

So last year I bought myself an xbox360 for my birthday. Little did I know that Microsoft was going to remember that and give me a completely unsolicited gift for my birthday one year later.

Thanks Microsoft, it's the little things like remembering a customer's birthday, that really set you apart.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Tehanu

I love Earthsea. This book was hard to love, but the ending was strong and beautiful.
The first 3 Earthsea books are fantastic. The sort of thing I could pick up and read from any point and enjoy. This one feels almost like an 100+ page epitaph for the world of Earthsea. The Earthsea you knew is dead, long live the new Earthsea. The very last chapter changed tone a little and felt a little like the old magic that I want to hear more stories about... With 2 books left in the "cycle" I guess I'll just have to read them and find out which direction the head down?
That said, I would recommend the first 3 Earthsea books to anyone. But be prepared for something VERY different if you choose to read the 4th.

3 out of 5 times that I wondered if I would enjoy this book more if I were a woman?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Dexter (season 1)



I finished watching this (again) the other night. Somehow I talked Deb into watching this with me, even though it isn't really her type of entertainment (She considered breaking up with me when I applauded at the end of Mr. Brooks... but that's a different story). That said this obviously isn't for everybody. BUT if you can enjoy a story about a Miami police department blood spatter analysis specialist who just happens to be a serial killer... The Showtime version is definitely "R" rated, but because of the writer's strike season one was edited down to air on CBS (in case anyone in Utah county wanted to watch it).

4 out of 5 chick flicks I'll now have to watch before I can convice Deb to watch season 2.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Spider in the street


Deb, Zack, and I were headed away from my parent's house on Sunday when we saw this guy walking down the street. There is a teacher at Zack's school who has a few tarantulas so we decided to catch this one to add to that collection. The only thing I can add in defense of my less-than-manly behavior during the process of capturing the spider is that while you probably can't see it during the video, the spider is pretty aggressive and at one point jumps at my hand (but is stopped by the plastic container).
video

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Ender's Game Comic



I'll be picking up my copy tomorrow!

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Castle Crashers



So, Emmalee and I like playing video games. In particular we enjoy games that employ some form of multi-player cooperative play. Because of this we have found countless hours of satisfaction playing the Star Wars Legos video games. This weekend we found what looks to be our new favorite coop game.

Without going into details on the tight controls, excellent art, appropriately complicated RPG elements, ... let me just say that the game is FUN. A whole bunch of fun. My only warning for anyone considering playing it with kids is that there is a little bit of gross humor. The comedic well of "animal poop" is drawn from more than once in this game.

The other thing that I personally dig is that Castle Crashers is the gaming equivalent of an Independent Film. While the finished product was moved to release by many people, The Behemoth (the company that developed the game) was started by 2 guys. One programmer and one artist... the relatively inspiring story can be found here

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Short weekend with Em


Em had to get back to her mom's house because she had a church program on Sunday. But we managed to make the most of the truncated weekend.
-dinner with Gram and Poppa
-played The Force Unleashed (basically the first 3 chapters)
-played a little Rock Band (I had to include the picture of Em playing the Guitar AND singing... too funny)
-went to the theater to see Igor
-watched the season 6 finale of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine together (she can't believe there is only one season left... after that we'll have to find something else appropriately geeky to watch together)

Monday, September 29, 2008

Igor


Em, Deb, Zack and I caught this one Saturday afternoon. It was alright. Not great, but certainly not a waste of time/money. The kids really enjoyed it, and it had a few moments that genuinely made me laugh. The one thing that I really got a kick out of was the character "Scamper". He's one of Igor's first experiments, and is basically a talking rabbit who is immortal. Unfortunately Scamper isn't too thrilled about the idea of living forever. While it's a little dark for a kids movie, I can find the funny in a rabbit repeatedly trying to kill himself. Imagine if Wile E. Coyote had turned all of his roadrunner destruction devices on himself.

3 out of 5 trailers for movies that looked LESS entertaining than this one.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (season 1)



I almost skipped right over this one. There is a lot of good TV out there that really is worth watching (BSG alone makes a strong argument that the best writers in Hollywood are working in TV not feature films). But in the end I gave in and watched it. I have to say it wasn't all that bad. To be fair, I have a soft spot for the Terminator franchise (there's a few really great stories in the Dark Horse Comics).

I'm a little enamored by this idea that stories are really just a collection of words, images, noises, sometimes even songs depending on the medium... and that really great stories are only great because the reader/listener/watcher emotionally connects with something bigger than the sum of the parts (there's got to be a greek word or phrase for that idea right?). That said, The Sarah Connor Chronicles is only a mediocre TV show, but (IMHO) it happens to take place in a fascinating universe.
The acting is OK.
The writing is alright.
The cinematography is acceptable for TV.
The effects are also OK... for TV.
The music is great actually... all the time.
The ideas are pretty good, but occasionally phenomenal. (i.e. a terminator who has all of his disguise (flesh) burned off needs to replace it (right back to the roots in scifi horror); Sara Connor's psychiatrist from T2 becoming a believer!; sleeper cells; time travel paradigms; and hard choices;)
There's scifi gold in there. Sure sometimes you have to squint to see it, but it's in there.

3 out of 5 ways to avert Skynet nuking the planet.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

I finally finished this the other night.

Great show that did not end up getting picked up after it's first season. I could complain about it being under appreciated; Argue that NBC didn't know what a great franchise they were tossing aside; Compare it to some of the really terrible shows that air nightly on NBC and other networks; But in the end, much like Firefly, I didn't watch this when it was airing. Even though I knew it was good at the time (based on sentiment of people I trust), I always planned on watching it once it hit DVD. I read an article that talked about how the Nelson Ratings were making adjustments during the year that SSotSS aired to better represent DVR viewership, utilizing terms like "live +24 hours" or "live +7 days". Considering that I personally don't watch a lot of TV shows until after they have made it to DVD (gotta love NetFlix), I feel like I'm lucky for the enjoyable shows that hang around for multiple seasons (since I didn't contribute anything during their initial run). Years ago I did get to be a "Nelson Family" for a week though. They sent me a paper journal to leave by the TV and fill out whenever someone was watching something. The end result was nothing like my typical week of TV watching (even at the time). Knowing that each "Nelson Family" represents so many viewers, I felt it was my responsibility to watch a lot of shows that I enjoy but wouldn't typically make the time for... so if the Star Trek reruns had abnormally high ratings that week, it's totally my fault.

...better than the other 10 shows NBC cancelled after that season (10 out of 11).

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Time to buy a real camera


Em and I were up at my grandfather's cabin last night and saw some fantastic wildlife on the way down. I tried to grab a few photos with my phone, but the quality is pretty bad. I guess it's time to invest in an actual camera (again). Em's favorite was the porcupine (assuming you can tell which picture that is in.)








Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My Fair Lady

Deb, Zack, and I caught this on opening night. Don't get me wrong, I love the movie, and IMHO no one can play these parts better than Rex Harrison and Audrey Hepburn; but there is something present in stage performances that movies never seem to capture. (The singular exception being the 1982 TV broadcast of Sweeney Todd, which was really just a filming of the stage play. George Hearn is the quintessential Sweeney)

Back to My Fair Lady... If you get a chance, this one is well worth checking out (I'm going to try to take Emmalee while it's still playing if possible).

Show details here.

4 out of 5 fantastic lead actors.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Big Country


Gregory Peck, Chuck Heston, Jean Simmons (NOT the dude from KISS), and Burl Ives (yes the guy that sings "Silver and Gold" on the Rudolph special you remember from childhood), what's not to like! Emmalee and I watched this one the other day with Papa (my dad). I think Em genuinely enjoyed it, but she could have just been humoring us. I really enjoy old westerns, but I have to admit that occasionally when I watch one with Em there are things that really bother me. How the movie approaches women and minorities are 2 key elements. For me it's less the movies that show us legitimately what things were like in the "old west", and more the movies that provide insight into what things were like when the movie was made... if that makes any sense (if not watch McClintock). For the record I don't remember being let down that way during this movie (actually it was the LACK of those things in this film that stood out in my mind).

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Newsies

Em and I watched Newsies together recently. It's a fun, Disney, musical based on a strike of the newspaper sales boys in 1899 New York. I love that it has some basis in history, and Em and I both loved seeing Christian Bale (THE Batman) singing as a teenager (as much as I loved The Dark Knight, Bale's over the top gravel voice makes listening to him lilt along some showtunes all the more humorous). It was good, and entertaining, but ultimately the lack of any one song that REALLY grabbed either of us probably means that this was a good rental, but not something we'll need to purchase.

3 out of 5 dance moves that looked like the belong in Batman fight scenes.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Force Unleashed

My copy of The Force Unleashed showed up Tuesday! Unfortunately physics homework had to come first. In the end I only popped in long enough to check out the opening cinematic. The apparent consensus among people who enjoy "Star Wars" is that while the quality of the gameplay itself is up for argument the story should not be missed. Tycho said it best with "And if you can find someone else to play the game while you watch, you might be approaching the optimal scenario." .

That said, my plan is to play out the entire story when Em is around. I anticipate that she'll play whenever the levels aren't too challenging, and I'll help her out as much as she wants. As much as I'd love to just power though huge chunks of the game whenever I have time, I think the benefit of experiencing yet another Star Wars story together with Em will more than make up for that. I took Em to see The Phantom Menace in theaters when she was 3 years old, like my father (before me) who took me to see A New Hope when I was 3. I'm not sure how well (or if) Em really remembers that theater trip at 3 years old. For myself I have to admit I only clearly remember the irony of eating "STAR BURSTS" candy while watching "STAR WARS", and the theater had dark red carpet...

Friday, September 12, 2008

Survivor (seasons 1 - 17)



OK I know, I KNOW...
but it's my guilty pleasure.

I actually purposely avoided Survivor when it first aired for a variety of reasons. The first episode that I watched (on a lark) was midway through season 12. After that one episode I was fascinated. I finished that season, and then went back and started from the beginning. Long story short Deb and I just finished the 16th season and should be ready to watch season 17 as it airs. In all honesty I'm not sure if I'll like watching it that way as much. I've watched 16 season in the last 2.5 years and it's been nice to be able to watch more than one in a sitting (time permitting). The flip side of that coin is that I can now join in "water cooler" type discussions when Survivor comes up (previously I've had to run out of the room with my hands over my ears, yelling "I haven't watched this season yet!"). I've had a few occasions where someone has let slip that this or that person WON survivor (including a billboard that was pretty hard to avoid seeing) and it takes a bit of the excitement out of the show.

P.S. if I remember correctly J-Rude and his wife are big Survivor fans? What do you say J-Rude, if you guys are still watching can I come crash your Survivor Night sometime this season?

2 out of 3 hidden immunity idols that people weren't smart enough to play (specific to this last season).